When I decided to put Joan Fontaine into the FA Cup of Actors I was expecting to randomly generate a quality black and white offer...

Everything is going swimmingly, apart from the fact that a plane piloted by Frank Towns (James Stewart) and co-piloted by Lew Moran (Ric...

Look at the cover. Read the title. Imagine the low quality CGI wave effects. Mmmm...  If ever a film screamed Channel Five at the top ...